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Permanently Half-Asleep

I'm Jacob, better known as Bookwyrm or Keleviel. I'm cismale, and currently in southern California.I mainly reblog shit from Homestuck and whatever funny thing or thing from another fandom I'm in that catches my eye. I may occasionally write drabbles for the RP that I participate in.
Sep 1 '14

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

Sep 1 '14

(Source: whattaskitzo)

Sep 1 '14
choipchoiphelo:

wow ok
Sep 1 '14
myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life


And also for Wario. It’s even purple, like his overalls!

myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

And also for Wario. It’s even purple, like his overalls!

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

Aug 31 '14

hannahcarbons:

We told girls that they should be little angels.

Now we cannot stop them.

(Source: saltysalmonella)

Aug 31 '14

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)

Aug 31 '14

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

Aug 31 '14

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Aug 31 '14

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Aug 31 '14
sonicdreamzone:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(source)

sonicdreamzone:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(source)