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Permanently Half-Asleep

I'm Jacob, better known as Bookwyrm or Keleviel. I'm cismale, and currently in southern California.I mainly reblog shit from Homestuck and whatever funny thing or thing from another fandom I'm in that catches my eye. I may occasionally write drabbles for the RP that I participate in.
Aug 29 '14
dorkly:

The Single Greatest Luigi Wallpaper Ever
Here it is - a work of unparalleled beauty. The perfect summation of Luigi and his glory.
Thanks, nintendokid2222!

dorkly:

The Single Greatest Luigi Wallpaper Ever

Here it is - a work of unparalleled beauty. The perfect summation of Luigi and his glory.

Thanks, nintendokid2222!

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14

orbsteeb:

corporeality is a scam. text “GET ME OUTTA THIS THING” to 1-800-SHITBODY and “find the new you” as

  • spectral radience (orb only) on amateur romanian ghosthunter’s camcorder footage
  • repeating fragment of text (specify, keep it PG please) on eerie green computer display in abandoned russian nuclear silo
  • otherworldly energy blast from hero’s eyes, hands
  • just a normal, casual ghost. jeans, graphic tshirt. take it easy. 
  • screaming skull launched from villain’s screaming skull launcher (the launcher is screaming too)
  • crystals
  • an itching, jagged memory, buried too deep to be parsed consciously, bedeviling exlover unto death (specify which) 
Aug 29 '14

orbsteeb:

join the #gamerrevolution! live like a videogame protagonist. stare blankly at strangers while they greet you, then suddenly crouch and crabwalk out of their field of vision. take their things. stand. greet them. hurry though their questions (“dialogue”) with a series of dismissive interjections. question them about the Sword. when you can think of nothing more to say, crouch and sidle upstairs. put on a hat that you find there. leave. equip your strongest weapon and strafe through a graveyard. press your face against the largest tomb and run in place, drifting slowly to the side 

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14
serkets:

god bless rose lalonde

serkets:

god bless rose lalonde

Aug 29 '14

mackblesa:

tentaisenshisunred:

lleasee:

theyre boning

where are the skeletitties

I’m laughing so hard omg

(Source: theawesomeadventurer)

Aug 29 '14

denchgang:

bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

ugh

uuuggh 

whys fifa 15 takin so long to come out

uuuuugh

(Source: doodooprincess)

Aug 29 '14
georgetakei:

Your Friday earworm. Buzz in if you get it. 

Source: http://po.st/mlxxsO

georgetakei:

Your Friday earworm. Buzz in if you get it.

Source: http://po.st/mlxxsO

Aug 29 '14
farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!


*GROANS LOUDLY*

farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)

would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!

*GROANS LOUDLY*