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Permanently Half-Asleep

I'm Jacob, better known as Bookwyrm or Keleviel. I'm cismale, and currently in southern California.I mainly reblog shit from Homestuck and whatever funny thing or thing from another fandom I'm in that catches my eye. I may occasionally write drabbles for the RP that I participate in.
Sep 18 '14

gaaraofsburbia:

11eagle:

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

Today I learnt there are people who don’t drink the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl.

What if I told you I don’t put milk in my cereal

Sep 18 '14

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

Sep 18 '14
blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered

blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered

(Source: jefferythespacewalrus)

Sep 18 '14
  • me: *playing an rpg*
  • me: I'm gonna be the villain this time
  • me: *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*
Sep 18 '14

sretann:

Did ya’ll know I have the cutest datemate? Cuz I do.

NO I HAVE THE CUTEST DATEMATE AND IT IS YOU

Sep 18 '14
yo-girl-irayy:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Daaaaaamnnn

yo-girl-irayy:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Daaaaaamnnn

Sep 18 '14

(Source: retrogasm)

Sep 18 '14

askthemidnitecrew:

 
DD: Aradia’s a good kid, real smart.
HB: He needs t’ stick up more for himself (an’ talk t’ girls more) but Tavros ain’t a bad kid. ‘Wonder why he likes fairies so damn much though…
CD: Ooh, Sollux is so great!! He’s real smart, and he’s great with computers!! And he pushes me on the swings at the park!!
SS: Karkat I guess ain’t so bad… when he’s not bein’ a PISSY LITTLE SHIT.
((Mun Note: I’d like to apologize for taking a while on this ask, this is my first time seriously drawing the troll kids/stabdad kids so it took me a while to get everyone down. I hope that they look alright! 
We’ve also reached nearly 170 followers on this blog!  Thank you so much for following us and favoriting and reblogging our posts, and thank you for all the great asks we’ve gotten so far!))
Sep 18 '14

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

Sep 18 '14

(Source: furscum)