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Permanently Half-Asleep

I'm Jacob, better known as Bookwyrm or Keleviel. I'm cismale, and currently in Yorba Linda, California.I mainly reblog shit from Homestuck, Dangan Ronpa, Discworld and Monster Hunter. I may occasionally write drabbles for the RP that I participate in
Apr 15 '14

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

Apr 15 '14

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

Apr 15 '14

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

image

Apr 15 '14

dragonsroar:

sounds legit

Apr 15 '14

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

Apr 15 '14

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

Apr 15 '14

blogust:

i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell

Apr 15 '14
tenmyoujis:

>tfw no feel

tenmyoujis:

>tfw no feel

Apr 15 '14

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

Apr 15 '14